Empty Nest

"Remember when your babies were completely dependent on you? It seems like yesterday. But now they’re on their own and you’re alone. No screaming kids, no messes to clean up — the silence is deafening. When children grow up and move out, many parents face an extreme sense of loss and change in identity. Being pro-active about the transition can move you toward acceptance of this new season of life. It’s a great time to rediscover your spouse. Exciting possibilities accompany the second half of life."

My little sister moved out of my parents house yesterday. This is the first time in almost 35 years that my parents have the place totally to themselves. I am very, very afraid!

Here are some suggestions for my mum and dad so that they do not kill each other:

1. Since my sis never seemed to vacuum her room - ever - they can spend quality time together cleaning.

2. Start a project to convert sis's bedroom into - a sewing room, artist studio, at home gym, yoga sanctuary, panic room - the possibilities are endless.

3. Sell this house - (Do you really need 4 bedrooms now?) get something smaller and buy a cottage near a lake. And a speed boat and jet skis and snow mobiles.

4. Travel the world - alone or together.

5. Take in borders - kind of like a bed and breakfast - without the breakfast.

6. Adopt new kids.

7. Two words - Hot Tub!!

8. Give dad assignment to turn said bedroom back into screened patio. (That'll keep him busy!)

9. Convert the room into a disco - make some money. Dad can learn how to deejay and scratch a disc. Mum can tend bar.

10. Turn the room into a love nest - hang vines from ceiling. Play - me tarzan, you jane. Oh, wait - BAD idea!!

11. Duel sensory deprivation chambers. You can completely tune each other out.

12. Start your own blogs.