No - He Did Not?!?

Yes, he most certainly did! Here is a list of things my husband has actually said to me over the years:

1. What is wrong with your face? I had a pimple.

2. Does it have it's own zip code? Same pimple.

3. Honey, you are really big. I was pregnant with 15 pounds of twin baby girls.

4. Don't ever make this again. Dinner wasn't so great that night.

5. Want me to bang you like a screen door? Translation - do you want to have sex.

6. For a dancer, you are really uncoordinated. I get this one a lot.

7. Are those jammies? I was wearing a slinky lace top with jeans.

8. Babe, please don't make that face. I was flossing.

9. Want to monkey about? Another lovely way of asking about sex.

10. You look fine. I look freaking incredible! (you get the point)

I've posted this on my blog before but I wanted to show another reason for my insanity over here!