Insane Asylime

Thursday, October 05, 2006

How to Induce Apoplexy

If you are an 11 year old limelet seeking to give your mother a stroke simply leave your brand new $225 bifocal glasses on the bleachers in gym class and don't think about them until you get know, the glases she just bought to replace the $300 pair with the frame you snapped, the ones the optician said could not be repaired...


  • May I offer your son safe asylum? LOL
    naw! Ill let you at him!

    By Blogger barefoot_mistress, at 3:47 PM  

  • A stroke can be very becoming, but I prefer one of the shaking illnesses for obvious reasons....

    By Blogger Casually Me, at 9:02 AM  

  • susie, if you do i am gonna give lil rita all sorts of naughty ideas

    cm, is it the inability to move an entire side of my body or the trickle of drool that turns you on most?

    By Blogger lime, at 2:02 PM  

  • Threaten him with those geeky elastic bands.
    THAT'LL fix his lil red wagon.
    No one wants to wear those.

    By Blogger Logophile, at 5:56 PM  

  • Um ... yeah. Jessica just snapped the arm off her $268 glasses. FUN!

    By Blogger snavy, at 3:05 PM  

  • OUCH !!! That is hurting my wallet just thinking about it ! Better luck with the next pair !

    By Blogger Breazy, at 3:37 PM  

  • OMG!!!! Did she go back for them and were they still on the bleachers???

    I hope so.

    By Anonymous Chickadee, at 2:47 PM  

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