What a Charmer
Limelet #3 (age 11, male): Hey, Mom, guess what song I can fart to!
Me: Uuuhhh, I can't begin to imagine the necessary range of pitches eking outta yer butt for that.
#3: No!!! Listen! Guess what it is! (His cupped hand is inserted into his sweaty armpit as he flaps an arm like a beheaded chicken. His face contorts into expressions of rock star rapture.) Didja hear it? Didja??
Me: Uuumm, it was impressive in it's power but difficult to catch the tune.
#3: (incredulous) Moooooommm, it was Sweet Home Alabama!
Who is crazier, the kid who comes up with this or the mother who finds it amusing?
Me: Uuuhhh, I can't begin to imagine the necessary range of pitches eking outta yer butt for that.
#3: No!!! Listen! Guess what it is! (His cupped hand is inserted into his sweaty armpit as he flaps an arm like a beheaded chicken. His face contorts into expressions of rock star rapture.) Didja hear it? Didja??
Me: Uuumm, it was impressive in it's power but difficult to catch the tune.
#3: (incredulous) Moooooommm, it was Sweet Home Alabama!
Who is crazier, the kid who comes up with this or the mother who finds it amusing?
posted by lime at
9:39 PM
6 Comments:
LOL! What would we do without our lil' guys around . My son keeps me so amused at some of the creative business he comes up with at the same time he is the sweetest, most tenderhearted child I have ever met and I am blessed to have him .
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Breazy, at 9:43 PM
Here from Lime and I think you both are liberaional crazy LoL.
Hello from Norway wishing you a wonderful Sunday:-)
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RennyBA, at 4:23 AM
A good point to admire, at least he isn't rapping!
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DykesDog, at 9:23 AM
Now that's a loaded question.
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Stephanie, at 1:46 PM
I have one of those 11 year olds too... it is amazing the things they think of (or don't think of)
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Anonymous, at 10:38 AM
ooohhh man too funny...!!! can i adopt him please...???!!! (^_^) i'd like to hear him do the theme tune to Monty Python's Flying Circusssssss....and so appropriate given the chosen instrument...
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Anonymous, at 11:48 AM
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