Overheard in the Asylime
Limelette#1 (F,age 15): (watching tv) It makes no sense when a girl is in a bubble bath, that a guy in a suit and shoes climbs in the tub, ruins his clothes and gets mud in the tub. So not romantic.
Mother Lime: Right, he should climb in nekkid.
#1: Yep, forget all that foreplay crap, let's get to business.
ML: Whoa! Back up! Foreplay is a very good thing.
#1: Well, when you're married you don't really need it right? Cuz you can just go at it any time you want.
ML: Kiddo, you need it more than ever then.
Limelet#3 (M, age 10): What's foreplay?
#1: First, second, and third bases.
#3: We're playing baseball?
ML: No, it's all the stuff before sex.
#3: Like what?
ML: Hugging, kissing, touching.
#3: Yuck! That THEN sex?? Gross! I need to go roll in mud or sumthin now.
ML: Ok, just don't climb in the tub till yer nekkid.
#1: You people are insane.
Mother Lime: Right, he should climb in nekkid.
#1: Yep, forget all that foreplay crap, let's get to business.
ML: Whoa! Back up! Foreplay is a very good thing.
#1: Well, when you're married you don't really need it right? Cuz you can just go at it any time you want.
ML: Kiddo, you need it more than ever then.
Limelet#3 (M, age 10): What's foreplay?
#1: First, second, and third bases.
#3: We're playing baseball?
ML: No, it's all the stuff before sex.
#3: Like what?
ML: Hugging, kissing, touching.
#3: Yuck! That THEN sex?? Gross! I need to go roll in mud or sumthin now.
ML: Ok, just don't climb in the tub till yer nekkid.
#1: You people are insane.
posted by lime at
4:51 PM
11 Comments:
i see a sit-com script on the horizon...!!! lovin it Lime...!!! xxx
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Anonymous, at 7:01 PM
LMAO...oh the memories you're making with those limelettes.
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Anonymous, at 7:02 PM
I agree w/ #1 - you are insane ;)
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Phain, at 10:29 PM
Sex ed is such family fun!
Just make sure they know some of the best foreplay happens when all your clothes ARE off
(snicker snicker)
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Logophile, at 11:24 PM
Classic!! You need to be printing this stuff and saving it. To, ya know, read to future spouses and such.
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Stephanie, at 11:47 PM
I'm crying this so funny. OMG, you guys really need to write a book. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
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BTExpress, at 2:33 AM
Sex Ed should be left to the internet. LOL.
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Read This, at 10:08 AM
omg.. i'm so embarrassed now
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DaMasta, at 5:40 PM
Oh god, rotf! I'll tell ya what, at least you guys have that topic all worked out and porperly discussed at your house! LOL
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S, at 4:42 PM
LMAO!! And I thought my mom was an open talker. It's your kids that are on the bus telling all the others just how it works, aren't they?
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Tina, at 11:56 AM
can't remember how i got here, but glad i did. i can't even begin to imagine my parents discussing this topic with me today, much less when i was the age of your kids. (i'm41 now and parents are in 80s). different generation i suppose. glad you have that type of open communication with your kids. happy weekend.
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poet, at 7:27 AM
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