Insane Asylime

Thursday, February 09, 2006

News Flash

I am not magical.
I cannot time travel.
I do not have ESP.

I do not have the ability to undo things.
I cannot make Jessica undigest the apple you wanted to eat.
I cannot unrip the homework Julia ruined.
I had no idea you did not want the Cheerios you asked for 2 hours ago.
I can not materialize the things you want RIGHT NOW.
I can not turn your green shirt purple.
I can not turn Vanessa's size 8 dress into a size 5 this very second.

I am but a mere mortal and I have limited abilities. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.


  • Snav.. Where you in my house this morning?
    It's like you know what goes on in my world!

    My 14yr old likes the white zip up sweater.. But wants it "Not White".


    My 11yr old is tossing a fit because the puppy chewed his shoelaces... BECAUSE he threw the shoe at her earlier this morning so she wouldn't bother him.

    AND I'm Suppose to Fix it????

    I get you girl.. I get you!!

    By Blogger Blither, at 11:19 AM  

  • Isn't family life rewarding?

    By Anonymous logo, at 11:44 AM  

  • Aw, geezus, Snavy. Ruff day, huh?

    I wish for you a peaceful bubble bath.... [and this time the wishes cannot be fugged]


    By Blogger DaMasta, at 4:45 PM  

  • You cant??? I am very dissapointed. :P

    By Blogger bsoholic, at 5:21 PM  

  • Doing the impossible, for the unreasonable, within time limits that are not in line with time and space is your job.

    By Blogger Casually Me, at 9:35 PM  

  • gees, what a rip.........

    By Blogger lime, at 10:06 PM  

  • I seriously resemble these conversations....

    I'm now getting the ones where they start it in their head....

    'Hey Mum, you know that thing.....'


    By Blogger Blue, at 6:58 AM  

  • We are moms, can't we make everything perfect?

    By Blogger barefoot_mistress, at 11:04 AM  

  • sounds like you have come visiting my humble abode ! hehe . The men and kids think we are magic until they ask advice then we know nothing . Well poo on them dammit ! hehe Hope your day gets better !

    By Blogger Breazy, at 5:35 PM  

  • bsholic, don't you mean 'dissipated'? heh heh heh

    Snav, you must work where I do.

    By Blogger Bridget Jones, at 7:06 PM  

  • But you're a MOM!!! You should be able to read minds and defy the laws of physics. ;)

    By Anonymous Chickadee, at 11:42 AM  

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