A Satisfied Customer

Before I* found the BS/BULL Button my life was in ruins. I had bad skin, a poor appetite, yellow teeth, and simple, chronic halitosis. I was listless. I pooped out at parties. I had low self-esteem and bad posture. My feet stank and the corns and callouses were thick.

I spent hours slaving away at housework. I had dishpan hands from the harsh detergents. I had an aching back from my heavy vacuum. I had stains in the laundry that I could not remove. There was hard water buildup in my toilet and a ring around my bathtub.

That all changed once I found the BS/BULL Button. I just knew when I saw it I had to have it. I had tried all sorts of other products to improve my life but nothing ever worked. They either tasted bad, left a bad odor, cost too much, had unpleasant side effects, broke down, or failed to perform.

With the BS/BULL Button whenever I feel blue, or bored, or tempted to clean or study I just click it and I am taken away to a place where acne, bad breath, poor posture, and smelly feet don't matter. I can even use the button in my bathrobe, WITHOUT ever having to shower! The time I used to spend on housework and studying is now spent happily idling away on blogs. I hardly even notice the chaos growing around me since I found the BS/BULL Button.

Thank you BS/BULL Button! You've changed my life!

* not a paid actress