Insane Asylime

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

A Satisfied Customer

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Before I* found the BS/BULL Button my life was in ruins. I had bad skin, a poor appetite, yellow teeth, and simple, chronic halitosis. I was listless. I pooped out at parties. I had low self-esteem and bad posture. My feet stank and the corns and callouses were thick.

I spent hours slaving away at housework. I had dishpan hands from the harsh detergents. I had an aching back from my heavy vacuum. I had stains in the laundry that I could not remove. There was hard water buildup in my toilet and a ring around my bathtub.

That all changed once I found the BS/BULL Button. I just knew when I saw it I had to have it. I had tried all sorts of other products to improve my life but nothing ever worked. They either tasted bad, left a bad odor, cost too much, had unpleasant side effects, broke down, or failed to perform.

With the BS/BULL Button whenever I feel blue, or bored, or tempted to clean or study I just click it and I am taken away to a place where acne, bad breath, poor posture, and smelly feet don't matter. I can even use the button in my bathrobe, WITHOUT ever having to shower! The time I used to spend on housework and studying is now spent happily idling away on blogs. I hardly even notice the chaos growing around me since I found the BS/BULL Button.

Thank you BS/BULL Button! You've changed my life!

* not a paid actress

11 Comments:

  • You guys really are a bit nuts!! I love it!

    By Blogger Cricketina, at 8:27 AM  

  • LMFAO!

    This success story can be your own! Act now!

    By Blogger bsoholic, at 9:21 AM  

  • Um... Hi...

    BS seems to be getting a lot of action at this here blog ... it's why I keep coming back! Now that you have the BS/BULL BUTTON - I think I will never leave! It has so improved my life as well - I've copied the button, enlarged it, printed it and carry it with me everywhere! Thanks Insane Asylime & thank you BS/BULL BUTTON!!

    By Anonymous Another Satisfied Customer, at 9:26 AM  

  • Hey that BS/BULL Button is better than that vauum robot! Better than jars and jars of beauty products! More reliable than a maid! Twice as effective as a massage!
    I want one!

    By Blogger barefoot_mistress, at 11:00 AM  

  • I want one, I want one!!

    By Blogger Ariella, at 11:34 AM  

  • i got this rash from mine ... what should i do now ?

    By Blogger Thomcat, at 11:57 AM  

  • i've decided to become a licensed distributor. maybe we coudl get together and i coudl demonstrate some of the other amazing features and convince youto become a distributor too?

    thom, here, squirt some lime juice fromthe lime-o-matic onthe rash

    By Blogger lime, at 12:03 PM  

  • But ... does the BS/BULL BUTTON help with insomnia???

    By Blogger snavy, at 12:21 PM  

  • snav, it at least gives you a way to spend those sleepless hours

    By Blogger lime, at 12:46 PM  

  • I had a t-shirt made with the BS/BULL BUTTON on it!! Now, people keep giving me money and cars!!

    Thank you BS/BULL BUTTON!!!

    By Anonymous yet another satisfied customer, at 1:14 PM  

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    By Blogger bsoholic, at 9:29 PM  

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