The Kids Ate My Homework

I've been working like crazy to catch up on some of my assignments I was late for, get the ones currently due in on time, and get a jump on next week's work since I have a number of people and things competing for attention. Here are some excuses I am considering offering for the late work.

1. Some green stuff in the back of my fridge ate off my fingers when I tried to clean it out.

2. My kids thought the research paper was a doodle pad.

3. I was busy swinging from the chandelier and having wild jungle sex.

4. I was afraid the mildew in my shower stall might engulf me if I did not scrub it out.

5. Expedition to scale Mt. Laundry, lost in avalanche.

6. I was catatonic.

7. Working overtime at 'Mom's Taxi Service.'

8. My daughters were too busy downloading music for me to have access to the computer.

9. When they were done, my son had some Teutonic Warriors to kill off in 'Age of Empires.'

10. Then I had to catch up on my blogging.