But I NEEEEEED It!

I've been sitting on this one a few days but it cracked me up when I googled my needs.

Michelle needs to visit one of those awful liberal indoctrination camps known as art museums.
Well, yes I happen to like them. They offer camps now?? Gosh, what should I pack? How long will I be gone?

Michelle needs to get the 2004 candidate names to Jeff so that the election may proceed.
Well Hells bells! No one told me this was my job! I certainly could have come up with better choices than Bush and Kerry! Pat Paulsen would be an improvement and he is dead!

Michelle needs 2 rare herbs to stay alive.
Do dark chocolate and milk chocolate count as herbs?

Michelle needs money so she can travel.
This goes without saying. Donations anyone? I also accept Visa, Mastercard, AMEX.....

Michelle needs to learn to be more careful with her voodoo.
Bah! Everyone else just needs to not incur my wrath........mwahahahahaha!!!!

Michelle needs a good man to care for her and tend to her as she deserves.
What woman in her right mind would argue with this? Feel free to submit an application.

I think the overwhelming majority of people I know already did this so I won't tag anyone. If you haven't and you decide to play along let me know so I can check yours out!