Weekend Quotes
Friday
2:15pm - "Um, I think we'd better up your dosage."
- Grace my therapist who was mildly disturbed by the giggles and twitching.
3:04pm - "Can we pleeeeeaaaaase go to Dunkin Donuts - I'm starving, I might die!"
- Vanessa my 7 year old who ate maybe 3 hours ago.
6:00ish pm - "But I want a tattoo!"
- Jessica, one of my 4 1/2 year olds after I noticed she colored on her legs with blue marker.
1:30am - "I wanna watch a kid's show!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Julia, the other 4 1/2 year old when she woke up from her night terror.
Saturday
10:20am - "You don't look so good. Are you sure you should be here?."
- Susan my boss and very good friend seeing me after a week of pnenemonia.
10:23am - "Oh, I made you some homemade ziti with fresh basil, tomato and garlic."
- Susan my boss and very good friend who taught me how to cook and shake my thang and loves me sooooo much!"
1:30pm - " Mommy, can you put this song on your Ipod?"
- Vanessa, after hearing Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop" on the radio(thanks f'ing Kiss 108)."
4:45pm - "Do you know who you look like? That girl from Titanic... what's her name?"
- The adorable little salesgirl at the Lancome counter at Filene's. (My answer..."Kate Winslet, yeah, I've heard that before.") Note - I'm older, Kate Winslet looks like me!
5:00pm - "I am soooooo sorry!!"
- Me, after Jessica and Julia knocked over a mannequin at Filene's.
Sunday
10:15am - "Actually, I don't want pancakes for breakfast."
- Julia, about and hour and fifteen minutes after she had pancakes for breakfast.
7:00pm - "Mommy, she's putting her feet on my vagina!"
- Vanessa, while in the bathtub with Julia.
7:00pm - "Get your feet off your sister's vagina!"
- Me - responding to fresh children in the bathtub.
10:15pm - "Yeah, bright blue Gatorade was not a good idea."
- Me to my husband after Jessica projectile vomited across the light tan livingroom carpet.
2:15pm - "Um, I think we'd better up your dosage."
- Grace my therapist who was mildly disturbed by the giggles and twitching.
3:04pm - "Can we pleeeeeaaaaase go to Dunkin Donuts - I'm starving, I might die!"
- Vanessa my 7 year old who ate maybe 3 hours ago.
6:00ish pm - "But I want a tattoo!"
- Jessica, one of my 4 1/2 year olds after I noticed she colored on her legs with blue marker.
1:30am - "I wanna watch a kid's show!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Julia, the other 4 1/2 year old when she woke up from her night terror.
Saturday
10:20am - "You don't look so good. Are you sure you should be here?."
- Susan my boss and very good friend seeing me after a week of pnenemonia.
10:23am - "Oh, I made you some homemade ziti with fresh basil, tomato and garlic."
- Susan my boss and very good friend who taught me how to cook and shake my thang and loves me sooooo much!"
1:30pm - " Mommy, can you put this song on your Ipod?"
- Vanessa, after hearing Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop" on the radio(thanks f'ing Kiss 108)."
4:45pm - "Do you know who you look like? That girl from Titanic... what's her name?"
- The adorable little salesgirl at the Lancome counter at Filene's. (My answer..."Kate Winslet, yeah, I've heard that before.") Note - I'm older, Kate Winslet looks like me!
5:00pm - "I am soooooo sorry!!"
- Me, after Jessica and Julia knocked over a mannequin at Filene's.
Sunday
10:15am - "Actually, I don't want pancakes for breakfast."
- Julia, about and hour and fifteen minutes after she had pancakes for breakfast.
7:00pm - "Mommy, she's putting her feet on my vagina!"
- Vanessa, while in the bathtub with Julia.
7:00pm - "Get your feet off your sister's vagina!"
- Me - responding to fresh children in the bathtub.
10:15pm - "Yeah, bright blue Gatorade was not a good idea."
- Me to my husband after Jessica projectile vomited across the light tan livingroom carpet.
posted by Stephanie at
11:54 PM
10 Comments:
oh my gosh,
lmao, snav, you slay me!
Overheard in the hallways here,
"You better not kick me in my wiener, I will punch you in your wiener while you are asleep!"
followed by a long maternal lecture regarding the appropriate treatment of one's only brother in the whole wide world.
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Logophile, at 1:03 AM
well , it sounds like quite the weekend you had! make sure nothing happens tothe archive of this post so you can use it when they get as old as my kids:P
By
lime, at 1:04 AM
Zoinks! uh yeah, not much more to say. Zoinks, about covers it. ;)
By
Bsoholic, at 9:34 AM
Wow ! What a weekend. Hope the week goes good for you !:)
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Breazy, at 10:58 AM
LMAO...Ahhh blue projectile vomit.....been there, done that....blue jello....
LOL ...I once heard a little girl scream when her dad lovingly picked her up in his arms in a store...."Dad, you're squishing my vagina!"
ROTF!!!
By
S, at 11:24 AM
oh god!!! What a weekend.
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CozyMama, at 11:26 AM
lol snavy and bare.....my cousins daughter was little and learnign to ride a bike, slipped and caught the handlebar between the legs...."Daddy! my 'gina hurts! Kiss it and make it better!"
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lime, at 11:51 AM
Heard at the dinner table last night:
C says to G..I have a word for you ...pubic
G says to C Oh yeah I have heard of that, thats your weiner right?
Ahh dinner conversation with two boys
By
The Village Idiot, at 12:00 PM
Holy crap. I will never drink bright blue Gatorade again.
By
DaMasta, at 12:19 PM
Projectile vomiting. When we had two in diapers and one just out of them, you can imagine how often we had to duck.
What a weekend.
By
Fred, at 1:27 PM
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