Overheard While Decorating the Tree
How can ya help but be in the Christmas spirit with comments like these?
1. Do I have to?
2. I hate trees in houses.
3. What's a pine tree got to do with Baby Jesus?
4. This is stupid.
5. Are we done yet?
6. Why on earth would you hang this ugly thing I made in 2nd grade?
7. That's MY ornament! Gimme it!
8. Who gets to hide the pickle? (ok, it's not as suggestive as you think.....Pennsylvania Germans hide a pickle ornament on the tree)
9. Do you want a tin icicle shoved up your nose?
10. We need more balls.
1. Do I have to?
2. I hate trees in houses.
3. What's a pine tree got to do with Baby Jesus?
4. This is stupid.
5. Are we done yet?
6. Why on earth would you hang this ugly thing I made in 2nd grade?
7. That's MY ornament! Gimme it!
8. Who gets to hide the pickle? (ok, it's not as suggestive as you think.....Pennsylvania Germans hide a pickle ornament on the tree)
9. Do you want a tin icicle shoved up your nose?
10. We need more balls.
posted by lime at
8:35 PM
10 Comments:
LOL!! The joys of the holiday season!!
We heard #7 a lot - mostly from me - I have many fragile, collectable ornaments that are MINE!! Mwuhahaha!!
And, "Mommmmy, Jessie broke the tree again!"
By
Stephanie, at 8:55 AM
That's awesome. You must have preteens or teenagers for the comments "Do we have to" "I think this is stupid" and I'll shove the icicle up your nose comment.
I imagine they'll look back with fondness on these Christmas decorating days, even if right now they're convinced they're doing it against their will.
By
Anonymous, at 9:37 AM
Hey, what's a pickle got to do with baby Jesus?
Trees in houses ARE weird!
By
S, at 10:46 AM
lol bare, it is a little known fact that a 4th wiseman, murray, came bearing a special kosher dill for the baby jesus
By
lime, at 11:23 AM
It's th holday season!
Oh the joy...
By
Anonymous, at 12:09 PM
LOL! Tis the season, to moan and complain! Haha
A pickle would be a bit more useful than the other gifts!
By
Bsoholic, at 12:54 PM
LMAO! Don't ya love Christmas and all the fun things that go with it ? Merry Christmas Lime !
By
Breazy, at 2:36 PM
I can picture that happening in my home years ago.
"What is that light doing in your nose? Yeah, uh, it's real cool that you can see the light shining through your nostril."
Thanks for giving me a good laugh, I needed it.
Peace
By
Doughboy, at 3:53 PM
I didn't see you in my living room...how'd you get there?
Great post. 'Tis the season...
By
Fred, at 5:31 PM
Ah, the wonderful sounds of Christmas!! 'Tis the season!
By
Tina, at 3:08 PM
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