Woo Hoo!!

Oh yeah, that's me doing the 'Happy-I-turned-in-my-term-project-Dance!' Are ya sick of hearing about it yet? I know my family is.

Comments overheard during my week of accomplishing what I should have been doing all semester.

1. Tuna sandwiches for dinner again? Yes, Hobbes would be happy!

2. Mom, I'm gonna have about 12 schoolfriends over so we can smoke pot and have group sex. (Me squinting at the computer, not paying attention) Mm--hmm, ok, fine. Just keep the noise down.

3. (10 year old) Can you take me to my friend's house? Here are the car keys. Be back by dinner.

4. Can I play on the computer? My teeth bared, claws extended.....NO!!!!

5. Dear, this house is a mess. How soon will this project be done so you can start cleaning again? The hall closet contains all the cleaning supplies. The vacuum is inthe laundry room. The Surgeon General has not issued warnings regarding the dangers of male genitalia falling off if you use these items in the manner for which they were designed.