Rough Day
You know it will be a rough day when....
1. The alarm going off feels like a railroad spike to the temple.
2. The light going on feels like an interrogation light.
3. You stand up out of bed and have to clap your hand over your left eye to keep the eyeball from launching out of your skull and splattering on the far wall.
4. You can't find the migraine medicine.
5. When you find it, you can't open the child-safe cap.
6. When you finally get it open you realize you have one capsule left and the dosage is 'start with two capsules....'
7. The pharmacy doesn't open for 2 more hours.
8. You get into the shower and there is no hot water left.
9. There is no shampoo left.
10. You have thawed out from the ice cold shower, dressed and eaten, waited until the pharmacy opens and discover you have a flat tire.
1. The alarm going off feels like a railroad spike to the temple.
2. The light going on feels like an interrogation light.
3. You stand up out of bed and have to clap your hand over your left eye to keep the eyeball from launching out of your skull and splattering on the far wall.
4. You can't find the migraine medicine.
5. When you find it, you can't open the child-safe cap.
6. When you finally get it open you realize you have one capsule left and the dosage is 'start with two capsules....'
7. The pharmacy doesn't open for 2 more hours.
8. You get into the shower and there is no hot water left.
9. There is no shampoo left.
10. You have thawed out from the ice cold shower, dressed and eaten, waited until the pharmacy opens and discover you have a flat tire.
posted by lime at
11:40 AM
7 Comments:
Ouch! Did all this happen to you today? Sorry about that.
By
Bsoholic, at 11:56 AM
Oh no! Go snuggle under the covers and take a nice long nap. I hope you feel better.
By
Anonymous, at 12:03 PM
3. You stand up out of bed and have to clap your hand over your left eye to keep the eyeball from launching out of your skull and splattering on the far wall.
EEEEKK!!!! Hope the days gets better lime!
By
S, at 12:05 PM
Awwwwwww Lime I am sorry you are having a bad day ! Go back to bed and stay there til you feel a bit better and if you don't want to do that then try soaking in a hot bath . Hope you feel better !
By
Breazy, at 12:38 PM
how can these things happen on a friday ?!?
By
Thomcat, at 4:28 PM
oh lord have mercy!
Give me about 8 hours and $600 bucks and I will run to the pharmacy for ya, babe.
So sorry.
hugs and kisses
By
Logophile, at 7:11 PM
Very belated but - aaaawwww hon - I am so sorry!!!
By
Stephanie, at 9:53 AM
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