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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

I Want a New Drug!

I still can't quite get over the amount of money I paid for medicine yesterday. But, it got me thinking about what drugs I'd like to see research and development efforts channeled into.

1. Deafzil- Cures selective deafness in both children and spouses.
2. Tidy-nazol- Treatment for 'filthy bedroom syndrome.'
3. Chorezac- Makes children feel really upbeat and positive about their responsibilities. They take out the trash with glee.
4. Vegitrol- Causes uncontrollable urge for children to eat healthy food instead of junkfood.
5. Studynase- Causes a release of brain chemicals that drives children to remember all homework assignments while inhibiting sleep and recreation pursuits until completion of assignments.
6. Libidinase- Causes a release of brain chemicals that drives husbands to regard doing dishes and helping around the house as a powerful aphrodesiac.
7. Friendicilin- Reduces sibling rivalry and causes feelings of harmony between warring sisters.
8. Cellutrol- Causes an uncontrollable urge to use the mobile phone to call and let your significant other or parents know when you will be late.
9. Bathadryl- Reduces the allergic symptoms children report having to soap and water.
10. Lipitore- Causes lockjaw in sassy, argumentative children until such time as kind words can be spoken.

4 Comments:

  • lol
    lipator
    we need some of that around here.

    By Anonymous logo, at 3:33 PM  

  • Think I'll get some Fukitol

    Depressed?
    Over Worked?
    Job Sucks?
    Unnapriciated?
    Family Problems?
    Money Worries?

    Well here's a pill for you.
    FUKITOL
    1000mg

    When life just blows... fukitol!

    By Blogger bsoholic, at 7:10 PM  

  • lmao, bs....bring it on! i want the industrial sized bottle!

    By Blogger lime, at 7:19 PM  

  • Hah you are too funny! I'll take some fukitol too, please!

    By Blogger barefoot_mistress, at 8:34 PM  

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