I Want a New Drug!

I still can't quite get over the amount of money I paid for medicine yesterday. But, it got me thinking about what drugs I'd like to see research and development efforts channeled into.

1. Deafzil- Cures selective deafness in both children and spouses.
2. Tidy-nazol- Treatment for 'filthy bedroom syndrome.'
3. Chorezac- Makes children feel really upbeat and positive about their responsibilities. They take out the trash with glee.
4. Vegitrol- Causes uncontrollable urge for children to eat healthy food instead of junkfood.
5. Studynase- Causes a release of brain chemicals that drives children to remember all homework assignments while inhibiting sleep and recreation pursuits until completion of assignments.
6. Libidinase- Causes a release of brain chemicals that drives husbands to regard doing dishes and helping around the house as a powerful aphrodesiac.
7. Friendicilin- Reduces sibling rivalry and causes feelings of harmony between warring sisters.
8. Cellutrol- Causes an uncontrollable urge to use the mobile phone to call and let your significant other or parents know when you will be late.
9. Bathadryl- Reduces the allergic symptoms children report having to soap and water.
10. Lipitore- Causes lockjaw in sassy, argumentative children until such time as kind words can be spoken.