Insane Asylime

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Height Chart

height chart


-I dare not go without a bra unless I want two black eyes, whiplash, and bruised hips.

-When I lay on my back my breasts disappear into my armpits. It's like the parting of the red sea. And for my next magical trick...

-To the tune of 'Do your Ears Hang Low'
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can ya tie 'em in a knot?
Can ya tie 'em in a bow?
Can ya throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

-My breasts are racing each other to see which one can reach my knees first.

-I am past the mere need of underwire, onto hydraulics!

11 Comments:

  • Going without a bra is boobal suicide!!!

    lol.. cute post! ;)

    By Blogger DaMasta, at 3:54 PM  

  • The height chart market could branch out from the toddler market into the middle aged, would take some interesting advertising though!

    By Anonymous logo, at 4:06 PM  

  • SOUTHWARD BOUND

    By Blogger Vest, at 11:22 PM  

  • I like the 'Do they wobble' bit in the song. reminds me of the WOBBLY craze A FEW MONTHS BACK

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:32 PM  

  • LOL - I hear ya!!

    By Blogger snavy, at 12:03 AM  

  • the wobbly craze meaning boobs and the like was first coined in a book by John leonard Spencer, it was all the go a few months back, in the americas Britain and in australia , caused quite a stir so it seems, the author seemed to have a great penchant for succulent wobblies

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:47 AM  

  • Lime, somehow I doubt the veracity of statements made here. I like the natural way a woman's breast sway when supported by only a t-shirt. But that may just be me. I guess as long as a cold breeze blows and you don't get dimples in the knees of your jeans, you're just fine to me. Yep absolutely running on the pro-breast ticket is Mr. Gunn so remember ... vote early and vote often. Have a great week doll.
    TG

    By Anonymous Tommy Gunn, at 12:09 PM  

  • Boobies are always good.

    By Blogger barefoot_mistress, at 12:18 PM  

  • Shh.. Don't tell the men. If we keep them hiked up in them strappy things 24/7 they'll never notice!!

    By Blogger Blither, at 7:33 PM  

  • Reminds me of a joke:

    There once was a devoted couple who had been married for 65yrs. They did everything together.

    One day the husband dropped down dead. His wife was devastated. Nothing she did could relieve her misery.

    So having decided to end it all and join with her beloved in the afterlife, she rings her Dr and asks him where the heart is.

    "Just below your left breast" he replies.

    Ten minutes later the Dr phone rings again:

    "Dr can you please meet me at the hospital? I've just shot myself in the knee...

    boom boom

    By Blogger Blue, at 5:54 AM  

  • I've seen quips before, but the illustration was a new one for me. LMAO. Ohhhh boy...something to look forward to.

    By Anonymous Chickadee, at 10:51 PM  

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